Don’t let stale copy cool your conversions

You’ll hear back from us within two business days. If it’s a fit, we’ll start the onboarding process and get a kickoff call booked. If not, we’ll point you in the right direction.

Every project follows our signature five-step KFC Formula to keep things effective and seamless for everyone. You can see exactly how it works right here.

We typically book new projects two to four weeks out, but it depends on the scope. If you’re on a tight deadline, include your ideal start date in the form. We’ll let you know what’s possible.

Sometimes! If you’re looking for a copywriter to join your roster on a contract basis, mention that in your message.

Don’t we wish. If anyone promises guaranteed results, they’re either lying or a TikTok business guru trying to sell you 10x sales by next Tuesday.

Guaranteed performance is not real life. In marketing, there are too many variables, and it’s impossible to control 100% of them. What we can guarantee is that every word we write is backed by brand-specific research and strategy. We let data, voice of customer, and positioning guide the copy, which gives your brand the strongest shot at high performance.

Ouch. Jk, we can take it. Before you write off the copy though, ask yourself:

Will my customers like it?

Your customers don’t think like you. They don’t want to get lost in industry jargon or the minutiae of your backstory. They care most about why your thingamajig’s better than the other guy’s.

We know your brand is your baby (and we respect that, because same here), but our job is to write for the people buying from you — not for you. So even if it doesn’t sound like your personal taste, if it connects with your customers, we’ve done our job.

Absolutely not. We provide The Dessert on a month-to-month basis. You can cancel anytime. No hard feelings if you decide you’re full.